My FULL, PERSONAL, NSFW Experience with Soccer Spencer 🥵

I'm going to be so for real with you guys. This is my first dildo experience (sorta, kinda? - I'll explain later), and after using my new pal, the Soccer Spencer, a few times... Gorl.

I don't know why I never used toys earlier in my life LMAOO. Because after this... Ain't no way I'm getting any other brand 😌

My 1st Dildo from Adam & Eve(?)

So I bought my first dildo WAY back during my 2nd year of University. I forgot where I bought it from, but I'm 70% sure it was a dildo from Adam and Eve. When it arrived, I remember feeling pretty excited about the product. For one, it was MASSIVE (as advertised). Thick, huge, cut, veiny... just a real monster of a dick. Being the naive, inexperienced little bottom I was back then, I thought having a portable MONSTER would do wonders for my (nearly non-existent) sex life in Vancouver. I remember that first time I held it. I felt... strange. Because the texture wasn't quite what I was expecting. It was silicone, as advertised, but it had a bit of a slightly "sticky" quality to it that kinda threw me off. Now, I know silicone in general has a bit of a "sticky" feel to it, but this one felt... strange? I figured it was probably because it was just a fresh new product? So I rinsed it and let it sit in warm water (it was FRIGID, ICE COLD, because... well. Canada lol), and eagerly waited. Then i lubed myself up and....

...

Disaster. Well, maybe that's too strong of a word, but I couldn't even get the head to go in 🫠 And when I did manage to get it to go in, it was so girthy - the pain was immediate. And despite lubing up the dildo quite a bit, I felt like... there was some unnecessary friction? Like it felt like the head of the dildo or some part of it kept getting caught on the skin of my rectum or something. To be fair, you could chalk it up to my own inexperience, or the slight "stickiness" of the material, or some combination of both, but I didn't go any further. After 15 minutes, I ended up just cleaning up and putting everything away. Disappointed, that, once again, another sexual adventure of mine blew up in flames. I stashed the dildo away and never took it out again. I'm pretty sure my mom ended up finding it when she came to visit me while cleaning up my room BUT ANYWAYSSS-

🥵 The Soccer Spencer Experience 🥵

So, when I was gifted this Soccer Spencer dildo from Jock Tribe (no strings attached), I was pretty indifferent. Not to BRAAGGG or anything, but I felt like I didn't need it 🤪 I've become a much more confident person since then, and Vietnam is GLORIOUS for the amount of tops it has (despite statistically having one of the highest bottom to top ratios in Asia) - I feel like finding a top here is not the SLOG as it was back in Canada.

So, when I received the Soccer Spencer, I was immediately frightened by it's size. Despite it being on the smaller end, when it comes to dildo sizes, it's still what I would consider a MONSTER DICK. Like if I saw this on a real person I would be like... 🥶🥶🥶 Still, I figured this would be a wonderful opportunity to practice taking a big dick - so that if the time ever comes where I meet a "Soccer Spencer" in real life... I'd be ready lol.

Immediately, upon holding it, I could tell that the Soccer Spencer was of higher quality. Granted, I'm no dildo connoisseur, but the Soccer Spencer felt heftier. Despite being a smaller dildo than my previous one, it felt like the same weight, or even heavier, than the last one. And there was no strange "stickiness." There's still that regular silicone kind of stickiness, but the point is, it wasn't the strange kind of stickiness that I felt with my first dildo.

Still. I was a little apprehensive.

So I went to the bathroom, gave myself and the Soccer Spencer a nice long hot shower, before preparing myself and the dildo for the "test run."

I slapped the dildo onto the shower floor, before silently wondering if the dildo's suction cup would stick onto the wet, tiled floor.

It did.

And not only that, but the suction was strong enough to support my full weight as I shifted and squirmed as I lowered myself into its girth. I won't lie, it was still kind of painful and uncomfortable at first. But that was to be expected, since I've always have had problems taking massive schlongs. But, what I did notice was the ease of which it went in. Simple, frictionless insertion. No strange moments where it felt like the dildo was "tugging" at my skin like with my other dildo - it went in as easily as a real cock would.

Well, I say "easy," but in truth it was still difficult for me to get used to the size. Still, with my phone on one hand, videos from Twitter/X streaming loudly and reverberating against my shower walls, and my dick on the other, I bounced on that thing like there was no tomorrow. Every so often, I would try to inch myself deeper and deeper into the base, each time fearing for that dreaded "poking the gut" sensation that I dislike. But to my surprise... it didn't happen 🐶 Not until I tried going all the way, which... yup, that was painful, but I simply adjusted myself and made sure i didn't go any further than a bit over the halfway point.

From there... well. Let's just say I had a really good time 😳 Imagining that I was taking the same thick dick as this bottom was taking sent me over the edge. Needless to say, I turned into Mount Vesuvius for a good minute, and spent the next minute washing down my shower walls.

Since then, the Soccer Spencer has been a regular companion of mine 😏 I once even brought him to a hookup with another fellow bottom, BUT that's a story for another time (which I might tell on my channel, who knows).

Needless to say, I 100% recommend getting yourself a dildo from Jock Tribe. I'm not even kidding when I say, I kind of want to be shameless and ask an ex-FWB of mine (now in a closed relationship) to send me his dick pics so I can get Jock Tribe to mold it for me LMAOOO. Which they can totally do btw 😜🤪🤪🤪 But... until I have that kind of animalistic courage, my Soccer Spencer will do 😋 Get yourself a Soccer Spencer so we can share in the experience!!

How my Soccer Spencer fares on my wet, bathroom surface

AI did not write this - MY words, fully.

The Soccer Spencer VS a 455ml Tea Bottle